my name is danny.
oh god. you're judging me, aren't you?
oh man. ohhhh jesus.
this is not going as planned.



PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

Look! A Twitter!

 

falldontwalkintolove replied to your post: I just found some old speech and debate spaghetti…

TROLOLOLOL. Wow. Burn them.

I cannot, my parents are a little strict on the fire things since I caught my room on fire o.o

falldontwalkintolove replied to your post: Fuck Mitt Romney.  Seriously.  

I’d rather not, but I know your feels, bro.

If taken as a command that would be the single most awkward thing anyone could do.  Please, don’t fuck Mitt Romney.  

NOOOOOOOO! THE BEARD!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID.  I will be growing it back, I just had to shave it for the stupid passport picture :(

falldontwalkintolove asked: Hi!

First Impression: This was probably a very long time ago so I will just write about the first impression that I remember.  I knew nothing about you other than your name and I remember someone sometimes say something mean about you and I was like “better watch out for this girl!” and then I actually spoke to you and thought “Okay, [person who said mean thing] is completely full of shit.  Diana’s a perfectly nice person!

Truth is: You’re freaking great.  You have great interests, great personality, great visage just great great great.

How Old You Look: 16? 17?  Roughly your exact age?  I’m a terrible judge of this kind of stuff.

Have You Ever Made Me Laugh:  Oh my God yes, all the time!  You’re a ridiculously funny person and your sense of humour is just the best! :D

Have You Ever Made Me Mad: Nope.  Not even once, so congrats!  

Best Feature:  Is “everything” an option?  Because if not it should be!

Have I Ever Had A Crush On You: Let’s just say mysteries are more fun anyway.

You’re My: The way this is worded is odd, like I own you.  I do not own you!  I do not own people!  

Name In My Phone: I don’t believe you are in there?  It’s either that or your name in my phone is so convoluted that even I cannot find it!

Should You Post This Too: Sure!  Why not? It’s entertaining enough!


So I’m a fucking idiot and forgot I posted that “hi” thing a little bit ago and someone messaged it to me and, like an idiot, just responded as if she was starting a conversation. So, although quite embarrassed I shall do that in a text post in a moment.  

falldontwalkintolove replied to your photo: Chronicling the rise of the breakup beard.  Day 3….

No-shave november in July? This is going to be interesting…

Better than no shave november!  It’s “break up depression undeclared amount of time”! :D

*if you had kids? Good thing, bad thing, cute thing, or just weird?

Yeah it was weird.  We had just walked in to look at the Brave merchandise and the lady asked us if we’d seen Brave already and she asked us if we took the little ones to see it, heavily implying that we had kids.